There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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