I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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