I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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