I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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