it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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