Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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