ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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