So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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