we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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