I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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