Heybabeimwearingurpanties
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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