OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Me too!
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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