idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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