You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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