her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
