1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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