I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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