Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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