i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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