honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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