Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I puked a lego.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
