i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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