David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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