she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
