Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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