can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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