Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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