i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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