I don't think brook has ever known best
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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