in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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