A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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