There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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