Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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