I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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