Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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