let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
i out mim tonsoeep
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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