I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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