I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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