so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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