Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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