New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Can I color on your dick again?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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