just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
