I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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