shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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