I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hippo gnu deer
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Randomize
