seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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