wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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