idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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