i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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