And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
