Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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