physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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