the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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