waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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