But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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