I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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